An Ode to the Fallen “Get Fit” New Year’s Resolutions

OK, Lads and Lasses. It’s February 2017, and you know what that means… All of you have already quit your “get back into shape” New Year’s resolutions. It’s okay, no worries. You can continue resting lazily and easily, knowing that at least you’re not making a fool of yourself at the gym like these magnificently driven (and confused) humans. Or, if there are those of you who are still wanting to exercise, you can just use this as a guide for what NOT to do. So here’s to second chances and mistakes made by other people, not you!

How We Launched Into the New Year

One Size Does Not Fit All

Kickin’ for Your Core

Bow to Your Sensei

Lift for the Life You Want

Get Your Head in the Game

Catch Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Be Fabulous

Keep Those Haters at Bay

Everything in Proper Balance

Always Backup Your Friends

And Have Your Man’s Back

Support One Another

The Future Looks Bright

Hold On Tight

Reach New Heights

Keep Fighting

Keep Up that Cardio

Don’t Look Down

Lean with It, Rock with It

Stay Alive

Watch Your Head

Try and Keep It Together

So, best of luck with all of those workout goals you’ve set!